Santa: Main Tere Pyar Me Lut Gaya Barbaad Ho Gaya Rusva Aur Badnam Ho Gaya! Jito: To Haramkhor Main Kaun Si Engineer Ya Doctor Ban Gayi!
Banta: Mary Crismas Santa: Matlab? Banta: Aaj Badaa Din Hai Isliye Aisa Kahate Hain Santa: Achchha To Lo To Fir Meri Bhi Crismas
Santa Ne Hotal Manager Se Shikayat Karte Hue Kaha "Aapke Yahan Ki Biryani Bahut Kharab Hai"A Manager Ne Rasoiye Ko Bulaya Aur Puchha To Budhe Rasoiye Ne Kaha "Janab Main Tab Se Biryani Bana Raha Hun Jab Aap Paida Bhi Nahin Hue Honge"A Santa Bola "Ho Sakta Hai Dadaji Lekin Aap Use Ab Kyon Bench Rahe Ho?"
Santa: Main Tirath Yatra Ja Raha Hu Soch Raha Hu Daru Chhod Do Banta: Ye To Achchi Baat Hai Ismen Kathinai Kya Hai? Santa: Par Kiske Pas Chhodun? Mere Sabhi Dost Kamine Hai Sale Pe Jayange
Santa: Aaj Khana Bahar Khayenge Jito: Kyon Mere Hath Se Bane Khane Se Man Bhar Gaya Hai? Santa: Nahin Aaj Bartan Saaf Karne Ka Mood Nahin Hai
Jito: Tum Mujhse Kitna Pyar Karte Ho? Santa: Main Tumse Itna Pyar Karta Hu Ki Tumhara "Jutha Jahar" Bhi Pi Sakta Hu Agar Yakin Na Ho To Aazma Lo